Just saying

I woke up five times this morning, freezing my ass off every single time, made the worst coffee I've ever made my entire life, put my faux-furry jacket on, went outside, locked the door, was halfway down to the car when I realized I still had my ugly relaxy-pants on, ran up to change, unlocked the door, put on mascara, ran outside again, locked the door, first cat came screaming and wanted to go inside, unlocked the door, let her in, locket the door, second cat came screaming from nowhere, unlocked the door, locked the door, started walking to the car, unlocked the car, though I left my phone inside, locked the car, ran to the front door again, unlocked it, found the phone in the pocket of my jacket (which I was wearing), locket the door, unlocked the car, drove to Neverdal half-asleep, backed my car into a ditch, got myself and the car out of the ditch, parked outside the school, locked the car, went inside to get my cousin, unlocked the car, forgot to turn of the lights on the car, barely got the car going again, drove home and went to sleep again. Just saying.